Sunday, April 6, 2008

04/06/2008 Dear Diary,

Warning: long journal entry Ü
Tuesday:
I had the perfect April Fool's joke for Nathan. His classes were canceled and he was anxious to get his motorcycle registered first thing that morning. I decided to move his bike out of the garage and hide it so he'd think it was stolen. Well, the bike was too heavy and I was afraid of dropping it. So, I thought of a different idea at work.

I've always told Nate that I want to look up the accounts of celebrities who invest with us, but my company has a strict privacy policy (if you promise not to tell, I had one brush with fame when I opened an account for this celebrity). She even sent me some autographed CDs.

Anyway, the joke...I called Nathan from one of the conference rooms (so a strange number showed on his caller ID). I told him I was in the HR office because they did a random audit on all the computers. I told him I was fired---I even managed some tears and sobbing. He was so sweet in consoling me for a few minutes before saying, "This isn't some April Fool's Joke is it?"


It was a quick and simple joke. Nothing like the elaborate hoax that my sister Monica pulled on her husband--->It. Was. Awesome.

Wednesday:
Who takes pictures of their groceries? Not me. Unless I fill two shopping carts and the amount saved reaches triple digits ($156.03). Are 'Case Lot Sales' a Utah thing? Let it be known that Nathan is the Coupon King and also watches the monitor like a hawk when we are rung up because he catches pricing errors on 70% of our transactions. Also, let it be know that it was Heather who inspired us to bulk up our food storage (that, and we watched I Am Legend this week) Ü.

Thursday, or "How To Plant An Herb Garden Day":
On my annual trip to Target, I discovered the $1 section:


You'll need a pot to plant the herbs in. If you happen to have an old crock pot lying around (maybe that isn't working because, I don't know---your husband let your son break it), then that will work too.
You'll just need to poke some holes in the bottom so water can drain out.
Attention! Before using heavy machinery---such as a hammer and nail--always wear safety goggles.....or chemistry goggles. Just make sure you take a black Sharpie and cross out the name of the higher learning institution you borrowed them from before posting a picture.
Warning: do not forget to take off the goggles when answering the door for the UPS man. Otherwise, when he brings that little brown package (with a part for your husband's motorcycle), he will see your goggles and assume he has just delivered the final part necessary to finish building a bomb in your basement. Because face it, NOBODY looks 'normal' in goggles:

Make sure you break the prongs off the cord, so your son doesn't ever try to plug it in. Check back tomorrow for herbs. Just kidding. These aren't my pet Sea Monkeys...they take a little longer to grow!

Friday:
On Friday, Deacon and I went to the hospital to surprise Nathan with some birthday treats. Don't worry, you didn't miss his birthday Ü. It's not until next Friday, but he'll be on the grave shift then and I wanted to make cupcakes for his class....er, I mean co-workers. Plus, I've always wanted to deliver flowers to his work; so this way I could do both!
I took Deacon out of his stroller and he started running down the hall, around the corner, and hid in this alcove. I think he was scared because as soon as I took this picture he burst into tears.
He loves Nate's hospital tag

I'm not very good at taking self-shots, this one's a little LoP sIDed.

Nathan indulges me in a little re-creation of the moment


Saturday:

We watched conference in the morning and then I had to work in the afternoon. Later that night Nathan got a much needed haircut.
Before (Why am I always posting half-nekkid pictures of my husband?)

Nathan pretending to be a tough guy...

...but we know the truth Ü

Like Father, Like Son


On Sunday, we all watched conference. Although SOMEBODY fell asleep...
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I also sewed some pajama pants. I know, I know...planting a garden, buying food storage, and now sewing my own clothes! Hahahaha. Actually, I bought this material and pattern to make Nathan & I matching PJs....back in September of 2006! I think I bought the "Boy" size, because I made size XL and they turned out too small.

10 comments:

Mom Gavin said...

I still can't get over the "difference in Deacon" since the haircut. You are becoming very proficient. I likes Paige's comment about Vegas & babies....

Ashley and Matt Marx said...

I am going tomorrow to buy cases of food from Smith's. I love the herb garden idea. You have Birthday week coming up in your house, have fun.

TexasTwinsTwice said...

LOVE your dear diary posts. GREAT April Fool's joke, cool herb garden idea, give me your food storage shopping tips, the goggles made me LAUGH--so true! Also, Deacon is so big, love the daddy son matching haircuts. It's quite surprising that a sewing, gardening, food storaging Molly homemaker such as yourself is also into posting voyeuristic photos of your hubby, but to each her own. =)

Carca said...

wow you are quite the homemaker!Loved the goggles! Your boys haircuts turned out great and you pimped your blog...looks good. We will be comong to your house to eat when times get hard!

Paige said...

Like the new background :)

And good idea about the herb garden... I love the Target $1 section hahah believe it or not i get a lot of my home "decor" from there!

Gates & Tausha said...

ah....nice APRIL FOOLS!!! did he laugh, or was he like "YOU!" :) good job with the fake-sobs! I'm impressed at all you did in 1 week! FULFILLING!!!! cute eye-shot goggle pics...good thing the ups man didn't discover the bomb!!! :) ahha...hate that. good luck with the herbs...SOO fun...mine are taking a while to grow...but the cilantro's KICKIN!

Miken Harding said...

Wow...that's awesome! i'm coming to your house for food! Great april fools! I just told Phil I was prego again....that was a kick!

Jami said...

Man, you're making me look bad, Aubrey! You've done everything this week that I want to get done this year. What a show off. HA HA HA. I SOOOO want to learn how to sew pajama pants. I want to make matching ones for my little family for every holiday and be that "lame" mom who makes my kids wear them even when they're 15 and think I'm a total moron. Yah, totally looking forward to it.

And the goggles totally made me laugh out loud too!! Oh, you're a hoot! :0)

Mama J said...

I wish i was cool like you Ms. Food Storage. Well... At least we'll know of a place to go when everything starts going under. Your boy is so dang cute i wish i could just squeeze him till his eye's pop out!!!

hdawgy said...

I love the new post! All the new pics are great! Good job with the April Fool's joke! That was a good one for sure! Love your little garden and the pajamas too! Funny how you bought the material so long ago! The goggles are hot girl! You should wear them more often! Deacon is a stud running around now! Isn't it so fun now chasing him everywhere!